TOPIC: Dan's Recent Bathroom Incident, et al.

This week, Dan and Merlin exhale. Don't search for secret doors.

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• 5by5 | Back to Work #85: Schrödinger's Soap Holder
  TOPIC: One Operational Paper Towel; One Safety Paper Towel.

  This week, Dan and Merlin discuss how to use a public restroom.

  There's some other stuff, too. But, yeah. Mostly Dan and Merlin discuss how to use a public restroom.

• Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) - Quotes - IMDb
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• The Aviator (2004)
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• Assessment of the environmental microbiological cross-contamination following hand drying with paper hand towels or an air blade dryer - Margas - Journal of Applied Microbiology - Wiley Online Library
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