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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 121: A Bug's Death

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2019

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

It's time for the show! New thing I'm trying in these descriptions. Showtime! And it's Episode 121 as well. Mike and JF are here to tell you all about different elements, showering procedures, and I'm just realizing as I'm typing this out, I forgot to do the 6th kickstarter in the 6 pack. So it's a 5 pack this week. Will there be an apology next week? Tune in then to find out! And now, too! To feel invested in the conclusion!


Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research provided by Zeke. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.


For more YKS, check out YKS Premium over on Patreon. A brand new bonus YKS every week for $5 a month. That's too cheap. We gotta jack that shit up. I'm not fucking around. It should be like Xfinity. Locking you into a contract. Anyway, this week on the show: friend and fan favorite Chris James of Not Even a Show returns to talk shitty movies and help the boys read Cosmopolitan magazine. Check it out!


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0:00.0

Oh no they get another YKS.

0:05.0

Look out here comes another YKS.

0:07.0

Time to find out why YKS.

0:09.0

Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.

0:12.0

Oh no, they get another YKS.

0:14.0

Now you gotta hear another YKS.

0:16.0

Time to find out why YKS.

0:18.0

Put your headphones on, it's YKS.

0:21.0

Hey Mike and Jay-F. So my morning routine usually on a weekday is that I'll get out of bed and I'll go in the kitchen I'll start making a coffee and breakfast before I go to the bathroom, take a shower and get dressed.

0:38.0

So doing that today, and of course if you're on the latest Patreon episode of YKS and I heard the part where you guys were saying that your

0:49.8

listenership was almost 100% fat guys and almost immediately after you said that I was

0:57.8

eating peanut butter straight from the jar and I was eating it with a fork because it's just the utensil I had out for whatever else I was doing and a glob of peanut butter fell off the fork and I looked down and I saw a glob of crunchy Adams peanut butter kind of like

1:18.2

rolling down my chest hair in a glob.

1:22.0

I love the show guys. Bye.

1:25.0

Hey everybody, women and YKS, the show for guys with peanut butter and their chest hair.

1:32.0

Mike and Jayev here are ready to take you through the wonderful world of

1:37.0

kick-starters and just living life and drive it in a hundred miles an hour into a big old concrete wall baby.

1:47.0

What's up Mike?

1:49.0

Nothing I'm fine you're fucking angry though.

1:52.0

Jesse's mad, Jesse's pissed off,

1:54.5

Jesse gets in these fucking little moods

1:56.2

and you gotta deal with it.

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