Episode 1208: Candles for Sad Cats with Shanna Christmas

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Shanna Christmas talks about her upcoming comedy special, "Highly Intelligent," premiering May 20 on YouTube. Shanna speaks about motivation for the special, storyboarding a stand-up routine, and the timing of "going to a dark place." Also, lightning strikes Jacob's mom and Paul's wiener slips out of his grasp. Plus a Scoop Therapy request and a food-themed Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	I've been banned from clapping.
0:01.2	Sometimes I'm allowed to clap too, so I'm like, I've got to make sure.
0:04.0	I'm sure you're very good at it.
0:05.2	Matt's really bad.
0:05.9	Well, that's what I was concerned about.
0:06.9	I was like, I don't want to be the one that's bad.
0:08.7	No, Matt's the bad one.
0:13.7	It's that time.
0:14.6	This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:17.5	Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. I don't have a new list yet. It's a new month, but thank you to each and every ice cream truck driver out there. We will
0:24.2	thank each and every one of you by name before this month is over. If you want to be an ice cream
0:29.0	truck driver, deliver that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking air holes. Head on over
0:33.3	to breaching fun.com. What? That's an F-bomb very early in the show.
0:38.1	I mean, technically, the show hadn't even started yet.
0:40.0	That's true.
0:41.3	Fuck!
0:42.3	Oh, boy.
0:43.6	What?
0:44.1	You know that one was unnecessary.
0:45.6	I didn't find it better.
0:46.9	Preachingfund.com is where you go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:50.9	and who knows, the life you save may be your own.
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