Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross Patterson Revolution.

Yeah, let's go, dude.

I'm fired up today.

We're doing drinking bros earlier.

Had an excellent conversation about Russia this morning.

I'm ready to get into it. Jesse had to take our child to emergency care for an

earache. Jacks, if you're watching, you shouldn't be. You're not allowed to watch this program,

but I hope you're feeling better, buddy. And yeah, that's the trials and tribulations of having

three kids, especially when they're not in school.

And all they want to do is swim all day and beat each other to death.

That's kind of what it is with wet noodles.

I think you got hit by a wet pool noodle or something.

That'll do it.

During the World Cup party in the neighborhood, which was fun for all the kids.

Soccer's growing, man.

Every single kid was wearing a messy jersey or Ronaldo or something run around the

neighborhood jumping in and out of the pool.

It was fun, but now he's paying the price.

This morning we should be back on Thursday.

You guys have what, Crime Corner tomorrow night, Co?

Yep, we got Crime Corner tomorrow night.

We, uh, well, I won't tease the case yet because I'm not sure exactly when it's coming

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