Hello, welcome to Pettifull Talk. This is number four.

We are only four radio stations in Australia and this is the fourth one.

This is the Midnight Show on Channel 4.

My name of course is Bruce Brois-Belding.

And of course this is your source for all issues on Pettifilia.

We hear every side of the issue, pro, nag, everything.

And we have of course, a raid with us today, a panel of guests that you know much requested from our listener base,

which includes most of the country according to recent demographic studies.

We have of course Prince Andrew here with us. We have my father.

We have a couple of men just just answered an internet survey.

And of course we have John Shaki here.

We call that it is so good to hear from you. Do you have anything for all panel of guests?

Anything you want to know from them?

Wait, were you doing a get-sate? Say no again?

Anything you want to know, know from them.

Nure. I can't do it.

Yeah, well that's why you know how like whenever you go to like a bar and like a tourist area of a town,

there's like 100 Australians there. Just like chanting slurs.

It's because it's like how the Amish-Gon-Rumspring Australians are forced to leave Australia for a couple of years when they turn 18.

So they can learn how to pronounce the word no correctly.

Do you have any desire to go to Australia?

I've been to Australia. I spent a month there when I was younger.

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