Episode 120: Nobody. The Yankees Got Nobody.
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2019
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Our worst nightmare. The New York Yankees, who needed a fucking starting pitcher got absolutely NOBODY at the trade deadline. If you're optimistic about this, you're dead to us. Now what? What the hell are they going to do now? This is a go for it all type of season and Brian Cashman might have just screwed it all up. Also, Tommy almost gets strangled by Hubbs as the tension in the office couldn't be any higher between the Yankees universe. All this and more on the latest edition of The Short Porch! (Outro Song: No One by Alicia Keys)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.3 | We didn't get anyone. The trade deadline came. The trade deadline passed. The Yankees who have no |
| 0:18.0 | starting pitching. None, really none. None whatsoever. And anyone who we think we can |
| 0:22.2 | use probably won't be able to use in October rotation. |
| 0:24.9 | Yeah, we didn't get anyone. The whole... |
| 0:26.4 | We got Alfredo Garcia. I'm in a fighting mood and I've really restrained myself from punching a hole in the wall of this office |
| 0:36.3 | I'm very close to strangling you |
| 0:39.2 | Very close after that comment just saying |
| 0:43.0 | Bro. We didn't get anyone. How does that happen? |
| 0:46.0 | And to make matters worse, now I'm gonna try, like, |
| 0:50.0 | listen, the deadline that passed two hours ago at 622. |
| 0:53.0 | I'm going to try, if we had recorded at 401, |
| 0:56.0 | I would have just been screaming the entire time. |
| 0:58.0 | I will eventually start screaming. |
| 0:59.0 | And then towards the end of the show, |
| 1:01.0 | I'm going to make it a goal for us to somehow spin it and be positive. |
| 1:04.0 | That's our goal. |
| 1:05.0 | We're going to try and we're to try and be big adults here and not freak out. |
| 1:09.3 | Just don't freak out, don't freak out, but we didn't and then we're going to build ourselves back up |
| 1:14.7 | we're going to air all our grievances it's gonna be it's gonna be therapeutic yeah |
| 1:20.2 | exactly we didn't get anyone. Nobody. And, and, and, and, the Astros God Zagrink. |
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