Episode 120 - KFC, Jesus, And Aliens, I Just Don't Know

Cox n' Crendor Show

Comedy

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2016

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

The boys return with an update on one of their new favorite Florida Man characters. Also they remind everyone to donate so they can buy the Watcher house, and that Crendor really loves screwdrivers.

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0:00.0	Hello everybody it's time for Cosmetic's turn on!
0:05.0	I'm a super dog in the morning!
0:07.0	In the mornings!
0:11.0	The rock has been lost! Live, live, live!
0:13.0	In the morning, morning, to the morning!
0:16.0	In the morning!
0:18.0	Hit me! Wait for a f-up!
0:20.0	It's the night's trend again in the morning!
0:23.0	Custodian, pussy, pussy!
0:26.0	Hello everybody welcome back to Cox and Crendor in the morning!
0:31.0	I'm drinking a reverse-as-mostist water.
0:34.0	Again, still not sure what that means.
0:37.0	I don't know either.
0:38.0	Is it like drip- is it drip-dropping from like on-
0:41.0	Is it how uh, Matt Damon stayed alive on Mars?
0:45.0	Oh maybe it is.
0:47.0	If it is.
0:48.0	Are you drinking Mars water?
0:49.0	I think I'm drinking Mars water.
0:51.0	Made by Matt Damon himself.
0:53.0	Uh, but it's uh, it says it's reverse-as-mostist purified filtered pure-peer-de-water.
1:02.0	So there's some pure water aside from the last thing it's there.
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