Episode 120: An Engagement Ring Is A Dick.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2015

⏱️ 112 minutes

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SJ's back!!! We find out the SJ thinks of Better Homes and Gardens in the same way that Paul thinks of comic books. Paul finds out that he knows all the words to the Muppet Babies song and SJ finds out that Elvis just died. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:04.0	Yeah, I'd love to!
0:06.0	Great! Let's go! What in the butt?
0:27.0	It's time for another episode of the Ice Cream Social.
0:30.4	Sitting next to me, that is Paul Mattingly.
0:32.8	On the wheel to steal, it's Jacob the audio guy.
0:36.8	And who's now over there with us tonight? Over here with us tonight, it's none of audio guy. And who's now over there with us tonight?
0:38.3	Over here with us tonight, it's none of than S.J.
0:41.1	Guess who's back?
0:42.5	Back again.
0:44.1	S.J.'s back.
0:45.4	Tell her friend.
0:46.1	But tonight, S.J. could stand for scalded jiblets.
0:50.5	Scalded jiblets.
0:51.7	Because she just burned the shit out of herself.
0:54.4	She's scolded her jiplets.
0:55.7	With hot tea.
0:57.1	What happened, S.J?
0:58.6	I tried to carry three drinks upstairs.
1:01.0	That's what happened.
1:02.2	I was like, I need a glass of water.
1:04.5	I need this hot tea.
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