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There's a story about a man who went fishing in the streams of Scotland

sometime in the late 1200s.

He had brought in a rather impressive catch

when a band of Englishmen rode up led by the notorious Lord Percy.

Noticing the fishing Scotsman, they approached him

and demanded that he give them all the fish that he had caught that day.

Anoyed by these presumptuous Englishmen, but keenly aware

that he had left his sword at home, the Scotsman proposed to compromise.

He would happily share half of his catch so long as the soldiers left him be.

The Englishmen were not interested in sharing anything,

and they continued to demand all of the man's fish.

The Scots refused, stoically telling the fish thieves,

quote, thou art in the wrong.

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