Episode 12: Weird Sex
The Brighter Side
The Last Podcast Network
4.7 • 636 Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2015
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We got to keep on the right side. |
| 0:05.0 | You got to keep on the right side. |
| 0:10.0 | I spend my paycheck off the find the boost. |
| 0:14.0 | That's okay and now I've got to be able to be good. |
| 0:18.0 | All of the right side. You got to keep On the bright side |
| 0:21.3 | You gotta be all |
| 0:22.9 | On the bright side |
| 0:25.2 | Well kids |
| 0:27.5 | Sometimes when a man and a woman |
| 0:30.8 | Or a man and a man |
| 0:32.9 | Or a woman and a woman |
| 0:35.0 | Or a hamburger and a fish |
| 0:37.3 | They will love each other Or hate each other or a woman and a woman, or a hamburger and a fish, |
| 0:41.6 | they will love each other or hate each other. |
| 0:43.4 | Or they're like, fuck it, whatever. |
| 0:47.5 | And the man will insert his penis into the woman's vagina. |
| 0:50.1 | Or they will just take a petri dish and shake it up. And nine months later, a baby is birthed or just found in a dumpster. |
| 0:55.8 | You know what? |
| 0:56.4 | I just, I love you. |
| 0:57.7 | Wear a condom. |
| 0:58.5 | Do whatever, honey. |
| 1:00.2 | That's right, everyone. |
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