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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 12: Too Much Lotion

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The boys talk RPGs, the lack of funny Australians, and getting stuck in that darn bathroom again!

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0:00.0

You're not going to. Hey everybody welcome to your

0:17.0

welcome to your Kickstarter sucks the podcast episode 12 episode 12 episode 12 the

0:21.3

dirty dozen episode 12 was 12. The dirty dozen. Episode 12 was 12.

0:24.0

This is it.

0:26.0

We've had a good run.

0:28.0

Nice knowing you.

0:29.0

Later, Gators.

0:31.0

So what's up, Mike, how are you?

0:35.0

Not good man.

0:36.0

Really?

0:37.0

Yeah, I just read in the news, this company basically ripped off our idea.

0:41.0

Oh, man.

0:42.0

Our idea of our juice idea that the one you're talking about. Yeah. It's called the juice juicerow. The juicerow. And they just

0:51.9

fucking ripped off our idea.

0:53.4

Well, there's no way it's as good as the Squeeze Louise though, because the Squeeze Louise...

0:58.4

Yeah, for everybody who doesn't know, we invented, we're part-time inventors.

1:01.9

We just got the patent filed, so... We invented something called Squeeze Louise and what is it's a well you go ahead and explain well you go ahead and explain well I'm really bummed out.

1:15.0

So a lot of appliances nowadays are countertop.

1:20.0

They're meant to sit on top of the counter, Okay and we looked at that and we said that's really stupid

1:27.0

because the counter space is more valuable because sometimes you have like a plate up there or whatever a knife

1:35.2

You got a plate. You whatever a knife. I mean it just gets crazy after a while. So what we decided to do was to make our juicer the

1:39.9

Squeeze Louise over six feet tall.

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