The depths of the ocean contain many interesting sounds as you are about to hear.

H.P. podcraft.com.

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On August 20, 1917, I, Carl Heinrich Graf-Analberg Erenstein, Lieutenant Commander in the Imperial

German Navy and in charge of the submarine U-29 deposit

this bottle and record in the Atlantic Ocean.

I do so because of my desire to set certain unusual facts before the public a thing I shall not in all probability

survive to accomplish in person since the circumstances surrounding me are as menacing as they

are extraordinary and involve not only the hopeless crippling of the

U-29 but the impairment of my iron German will in a manner most disastrous.

Yeah! His iron German will.

Oh no, I think it's going to fail him.

But I heard that, it reminded me of that old Guinsu Knives commercial,

they say, Guinsu knives are better than any knives.

And they show that sad German chef, and he goes, evenintu knives are better than any knives. And they show that sad German chef.

And he goes, even out German knives?

It just didn't occur to him that his German knives

would not be as good as another culture's knives.

Well, that's an excerpt from, read by Andrew Lehman.

That's right.

From H.P. Lovecraft, the Temple.

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