Episode 12: The Retarded Al Sharpton

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Man, fuck Chris Christie and his legislative language bullshit. Retards need their own leader. And the Round Table thinks they might have an answer.

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0:00.0	I mean let's start this off with a prayer.
0:01.6	Mighty Thor!
0:03.0	We call upon you to instill in this episode the awesome power housed in the thunderous of all weapons, the Sacred Hammer Mjolnir.
0:11.4	Please protect your faith with servants living in Midgard, and make me meet in Valpala someday, after I die in battle, following the slaughter of Miami.
0:21.8	In Odin's name we pray, Amen.
0:25.6	Very nice.
0:27.0	Nerd!
0:27.9	Nerd!
0:29.4	Welcome to the Round Table of Gentlemen People.
0:32.4	What's up?
0:33.4	What is this always?
0:34.4	We have a lady.
0:35.4	Jack and Browse, Kate.
0:36.9	Ed Larson.
0:37.9	Hold him in the lane.
0:39.4	Bird!
0:40.9	I don't even get him burned anybody.
0:42.9	I walked about to.
0:43.9	Okay.
0:44.9	You're dead, man.
0:45.9	Now you can say burn.
0:47.9	And sit in for Kevin Barnett.
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