Episode 12: Shark Turns Oven On

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

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4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2017

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

There's enough chat about chocolate bars to sink a battleship (hopefully without an unlucky Uruguayan onboard), Luke tells a frankly quite horrendous story about a fox - so consider that fair warning - and, sticking with the nature theme, there appear to be frogs and ants playing host to a range of parasites.There's also enough time for a couple of listeners to chime in about one of 1999's most controversial films and yet another email about you know what. Please stop sending them in.Email us about literally anything else here though: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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0:00.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:03.4	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:07.4	Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check for a car wheel.
0:11.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:15.0	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?
0:18.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:20.0	I got a half.
0:22.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be
0:28.3	18 or over. Oh. Welcome to the Luke and Pete show. We are back for episode 12. That's like three months or something.
0:56.1	A hard dozen. That's a hard dozen.
0:59.3	Big a dozen is 13 because he wants some spare want to eat himself is that or is he just if he moths
1:03.8	one up why does a baker have brown hands because he needed a poo there you go
1:08.4	and he had problems in his life let's do the baker's dozen stuff next week yeah
1:11.6	because we need to really.
1:13.0	And that's what a baker's dozen is.
1:14.0	But we're a hard dozen in.
1:16.0	We're a hard dozen in.
1:18.0	What does the number 12 mean to you, Luke?
1:20.0	12 days of Christmas.
1:21.0	Yeah.
1:22.0	My true love gave to me. How many of them can you name?
1:25.0	First year I kissed a girl probably somewhere out?
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