Episode 12: My Baby Moms Slept With My Uncle

TK Kirkland Show

Loud Speakers Network

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2017

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Sometimes life happens and sometimes your uncle smashes your girl.

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0:00.0	Hello, no one is available to take your call.
0:03.0	Please leave a message after the tone.
0:05.0	Hey CK, hey daddy,
0:09.0	I was just doing anyone I can speak to with you.
0:12.0	Give me a call and let me know.
0:14.0	Hey, TK is Carmen, baby, how are you?
0:18.0	I know you're busy, but I miss you pop B, a kid over there.
0:20.0	Hey, T.K. I'm calling you. I was thinking about you. I'm hoping that I get a call back been on my mind.
0:29.0	But, um, you know that's your girl from Detroit. Me me that can you get a chance, okay?
0:35.0	I see you later.
0:37.0	Bye. What's up everybody's comedian T.K. Kirkland,
0:41.0	aka A. T. T. T. K. Kirkland, aka A T to the motherfucking gay.
0:44.1	T K K K is the philosopher.
0:47.2	T to the motherfucker K is my philosophy.
0:51.3	Hey, what's up to K K Kirkland? Hey, what's up to K Kirkland?
0:53.0	Hey, what's going on, playboy?
0:57.0	Don chill, man, that's crazy that you're calling, man.
1:01.0	That was eight-time, too, bro.
1:02.0	You got a serious fucking situation going on bull.
1:05.0	Yeah, I know this man, but I ain't noticed until like the end fell off the over the road and stuff and job.
1:12.0	Right, say that again?
1:14.0	You got to speak up louder.
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