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Let's get to it.

Thank you. your host, Mandy Slutsker. Let's get to it. Hi, everyone. Welcome to episode 12. I was going to say 11.12 of Is This Real Life? I am here back with fan favorite and guest from my first ever

podcast, Parker Shaffle. Mandy, it's great to be back. Thank you. Thank you so much for being here.

So Parker and I just watched this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules.

And it was, he is a Vanderpump virgin.

So Parker.

That is true.

I just popped my Vanderpump cherry.

Oh, and it was a wonderful episode to pop too.

So what were your thoughts just like overall like

if you had to use three adjectives to describe the show not the people the show what would you

use three adjectives um immature unselfaware i think is number two. And number three is just catty.

Yeah. There's just this caddiness that goes on back and forth. And nobody gives anybody

a, nobody ever gives anybody a break. Nobody ever gives everybody a, hey, I'm feeling some

empathy for you right now. I'm feeling some compassion for you right now.

It's just back and forth and back and forth.

And then it's gone.

Combative, yeah.

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