Episode 12 - Hank's Guide To Kauai
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2019
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Freshly back from basking in the glorious sun on the island of Kauai, Hank's ready to share some tips on how you too can enjoy telling everyone about your vacation. Listen carefully, useful bits of information in this episode are few and far between. Hambone!
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| 0:00.0 | Alex, what are you eating? What is that? What the hell is that? It's a gluten-free backcountry bar. |
| 0:07.8 | Sounds delicious. It's got like pump, I mean it's, oh God, it little a little brick with like almonds and peanuts and |
| 0:17.0 | and right cranberries and pumpkin seeds and stuff and it yeah it it looks like it's very filling. No it looks like this stuff that like |
| 0:26.7 | Frodo and Samwise Gamgy had on their way to get rid of that ring. You know how they said that that? |
| 0:37.0 | I mean, they're magic crispy bread. They said it was very filling. |
| 0:38.0 | I believe it that this may be made of the same thing. |
| 0:41.0 | Magical bread in a felt bag. |
| 0:44.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh man, that stuff looked so gross, it was so stale. |
| 0:49.0 | This one, this is very moist. |
| 0:51.0 | It's a moist loaf of magical deliciousness. |
| 0:57.0 | A moist backcountry. |
| 0:59.0 | It's actually pretty good. This becomes becomes though this is how gross your food |
| 1:04.9 | starts to look when you're gluten free yeah no it looks like somebody made that by |
| 1:09.6 | just pooping a perfect loaf. Right? |
| 1:13.0 | Like somebody like broke into a whole foods |
| 1:15.0 | and they went to the bulk department. |
| 1:17.0 | So I'm in the bulk department, |
| 1:18.0 | I'm going to eat all the nuts and berries. |
| 1:20.0 | And then they just have the talent of pooping a perfect brick and that |
| 1:25.8 | perfect brick is what Alex is eating right there. That's, mmm boy makes you not |
| 1:31.0 | want to have breakfast. I'm having a cup of coffee right now. |
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