Hello, week, the Family Putman Dog and Pony show, and the episode of Teen Mom that had Janelle Evans-Hifen-Eason shutting down

her social media and people screaming abuse allegations.

I'm caffeinated, I'm full of sarcasm and lots of outrage. Let's start with counting on. What the hell was TLC thinking this week? They took about 15 years of footage, erased all the evidence

of Monster Human Josh Dugger, and condensed it all into a 60 minute episode. And like the sucker that I am, I kept thinking,

oh, okay, after this commercial break

for secret deodorant in Chantix,

I'll get to see a scene of them making Tater-Tot Casarole.

But no, they just kept giving us more and more clips of those Duggier boys.

See what I did there because they're ugly, I get it.

Trying their best to give us their funny little witty

Christian quips.

They're the worst.

Now in these flashback clips, we see a lot of the girls,

Jana, Jessa, enjoy doing a lot with the younger siblings.

And now I guess they call them Buddy Teams.

Now this Buddy Team thing is total bullshit. It used to be just two kids back in the day.

Do you remember that? It was just like an older one and a younger one. But now it's grown to teams of four. When did this happen? I took a

several year break watching these fools, but when did it go to four? That's

bullshit. Because what does Michelle even do? It proves my theory

that she's got it made in this family she's got the easiest role ever because we see joy. She's the one delegating. She's cooking.

She's delegating the cleaning and the laundry to all the other siblings. And what's Michelle doing? She just stands behind her

shoulder nodding along like Gollum which led me to believe if she's not taking care of the kids because they have these teams of

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