BONUS EPISODE: Two Shits

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Boot Lamp Media

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🗓️ 14 October 2017

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

BONUS EPISODE!

This is TWO SHITS. Two lifelong friends, talking over drinks, as friends living back in their hometowns do. What do we give 2 shits about?? From rules about always having alcohol at parties, what your kids wear to school, to my controversial opinion of Channing Tatum’s looks, and even some Steve Irwin. Grab a drink & dish with us!

TIME STAMPS:(0:00) Alcohol at parties & home(2:28) Kids clothes & fear of pets(4:40) Gym creepers(8:30) Overly festive people(12:20) Channing Tatum(13:30) Housewives tangent & Lester Holt(21:00) Ben Affleck’s Tic-Tac-Teeth & Steve Irwin’s sex life RIP(25:00) Our connection to The Bachelor

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0:00.0	Oh, freak out.
0:01.0	Connie.
0:02.0	Connie.
0:03.0	Connie.
0:04.0	freak out.
0:05.0	K
0:02.0	Connie.
0:07.0	Kone. Connie.
0:08.0	I freak out.
0:10.0	Can you.
0:11.0	Take.
0:12.0	Say she freak out. Connie, can you hear me? From Bose noise cancelling headphones to son-of speakers.
0:17.0	This Christmas, there's Welcome to reality TV. It features two shits, a bonus episode of Welcome to Reality TV.
0:33.0	It features two shits, me Jody, and my friend of 25 years, Kelly.
0:37.0	Just like many of you, we're friends that move back to our hometown and have lots of things we do
0:41.0	and don't give two shits about. And if you decide not to listen, that's
0:44.8	cool. We'll still love you and we won't give two shits this week we're going to talk about what you do give a shit about
1:00.0	as the wines on the table people who don't have alcohol at parties.
1:05.0	Oh!
1:07.0	If I'm leaving my house, taking a shower, probably straightening my hair to come to your party.
1:13.0	You need to have at least beer, wine, something.
1:18.0	You have been to parties would they haven't served alcohol?
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