Episode 12: Church Camp Horror Stories
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2019
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
In the twelfth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about the strange world of church camp, both sharing their own experiences as well as stories that were sent in by readers. As usual, a few news stories are covered and hate mail is dramatically reenacted by Dave.
Stories of the Week and relevant timestamps:
7:47 Chick-Fil-A Installs Confessionals So You Can Repent From Eating At Popeyes
(Also includes Judas Isacriot Eats Popeyes and the Trumpets stories)
(13:46) CNN: 'Our Ratings Are Only Tanking Because Trump Is Killing Off Viewers By The Millions'
(17:25) Jesus Ratioed On Twitter For Saying 'Love Your Enemies'
(23:02) Main Topic: Church Camp Horror Stories
(1:00:23) Hate Mail!
(1:06:00) Paid Subscriber-Exclusive Portion: More church camp horror stories
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | In a world of fake news, this is news you can trust. |
| 0:06.0 | Who snopes the snopes? |
| 0:09.0 | We do. |
| 0:10.0 | You're listening to the Babylon be. |
| 0:14.0 | Here are your infallible hosts, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:20.0 | Yes, the voice you are hearing right now is none other than someone you've probably never heard of before. |
| 0:26.0 | Kyle Mann and this other voice here. |
| 0:29.0 | Ethan Nicole, you know that because I just said my name first. |
| 0:33.0 | Did you? |
| 0:34.0 | Yeah, there's no question. |
| 0:35.0 | What? |
| 0:36.0 | Well, I said the as an introduction to myself, I just said my name so that I thought you'd be hearing my voice. |
| 0:42.0 | I thought you meant you had pre-recorded something that I wasn't hearing right now and you had this whole like, |
| 0:47.0 | I am Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:49.0 | I am no. |
| 0:50.0 | I might. |
| 0:51.0 | I could do that. |
| 0:52.0 | That's like when Brian Giddalla introduced himself. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah, Brian Giddalla. |
| 0:56.0 | Actually, did he? |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, I'm not sure. |
| 0:58.0 | You're referring to an episode. |
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