You know what this means?

In a world of nothing, a barren hills and cracked earth and once proud oceans drained to sand,

there will still be a monument to our existence,

bleached by the sun perhaps and blunted by time but everlasting.

Because this man represents all that is eternal in the human experience.

The courage to stand for a nation when all others fail or turn away.

The strength to recognize the value of freedom and to accept its cost no matter how great.

Through the curtain of the Aurora, a comet blazes to herald his arrival,

and his victories shall be transcribed into every language known to history, including Klingaw.

The Bradworth and Klerogi and Hooter's chicken wing eating champion of the world.

Eight-time Nathan's famous hot dog eating champion of the world.

The number one eater in the world I give you America in South.

T.C. and Jake.

I saw your house from the air on Friday.

Have you ever seen your house from the air?

I have.

I would figure.

It's in a prime spot for it.

The old house, uh, if you took off from lovefield and the wind was with you that day you'd get to see it but I don't think I've

seen the new house from the air yeah you're kind of bunched up you got a nice long house

I do easy to pick out dude's the uh I got a bunched up. You got a nice long house.

I do.

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