Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, Patterson Revolution! Revolution Revolution Oh, Jeeves. Oh, JVs.

What are you popping in there?

Vitamin D.

Oh, yeah, you don't say.

You don't say.

Okay.

My levels are low.

All right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I realize you and I were the internet meme this morning, and I didn't know until I get out of the shower, by the way.

Which? So you're getting ready. Make up hair for the show. Obviously, you look beautiful every time, and I'm a loser.

Well, it was a five-hour process for me to get ready. So I better look good.

I hop in the shower and I just started singing like whatever came to my head.

And it was,

cortisansition, verdict is in.

And I realized we were the creed meme where Sidney is just crying as she's doing her hair in the mirror listening to a boyfriend or husband singing Creed.

And you're like, oh, God, dude.

I caught myself, but it was too late.

I had already sang a good three fucking bars of it. Yeah, you never catch yourself until about three or four bars in. I never do. I never do. And it's totally true. And then I was like, oh, shit, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Hitting me. I know. I know. Pretending to be asleep. Hitting. Oh, sorry. I was asleep. And it'll, you know, after I get back from game five tonight, you'll pretend to be asleep as well. We're like, I'm not sleeping with the guy from Creed tonight, you know? Well, when you get back from game five. Should be very late. Yeah. So it's not a pretending when it is two, two. What do you reckon? Bluke's listening to show on full blast over there. Hey, Bluke, we're on air, bro. He needs to know how it sounds. I like that. I enjoy that. You know what I mean? To annoy me. To a normie, you know? I just gave it a David Allen Greer's snap over here.

Couldn't be me. Couldn't be me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bluick, it's a little Friday, dude. People are partying, you're fine. That wasn't Bluick, that was me. I forgot to meet the main computer. John Wilkes Bluth. I, look, the fact that you're taking credit for it, I like that. Coop is nothing if not.

Consistent.

Truthful.

And honest.

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