To all of those who loved him, all of us who still look for the black number three in the field,

if you look real hard, they say you can still see him there.

If you listen with us to the following song, well, perhaps you just might feel him here with us tonight.

Ladies and gentlemen here to remember Dale Earnhardt.

T.C. and Jake.

Hey, are you Jake Kemp from the Dumbzone Streamathon?

Sub-a-thon.

It's okay.

So have people been saying to you for the last 24 hours?

Are you Jake Kemp from the Internet's biggest event?

You should start calling you the Internet's biggest day.

The Dumb Zone Sub-Athon, the Internet's biggest day.

There's no reason we can't do that.

That's right.

I was thinking about, oh, Josie Records always says they're the biggest record store in America.

And they're not small.

Are you telling me there's not one that's bigger than that?

But then I was like, well, they should just say it.

Like who's going out with a fucking tape measure and being like, nope? Yeah, my, uh, my father, I can't, I don't know what he is. He's my, uh, my wife's uncle. But we were just down at the Christmas thing. Yeah, I think you call that father, your father. No, I was going to say

father-in-law, but I was like, yeah, but he feels almost like my father-in-law. But he was like,

you know, he's a, he's a great dude, but he's, I don't know how to describe him. Old, he's like

a never-Trump or old, old Democrat. Like, he's not, yeah, I think he probably thinks I'm like off the reservation, but he'd go along with whatever we said. Okay. You know what I mean? Like, he's on the team. And he was like, Christmas Capitol of Texas. Huh? And I'm like, yeah, they actually had to fill out, you know, it was a pretty rigorous process. Yeah. He's like, yeah, why not just put it up? He's like, yeah, they just, why not? I think they do. I think there's more than one. He was really going to fight it. Yeah. So yeah. No, no one has said that, but I was very happy with how it turned out and as far as like shit that

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