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I'm your host, Mandy Slewsker.

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Yeah. Sludsker. Let's get to it. Hi, Real Lifers.

Welcome to episode 119.

I hope everyone had a safe Thanksgiving who celebrates the holiday and everyone is doing

all right. I know a lot of cities and states are heading into kind of another wave of restrictions

for COVID. And as of this weekend, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills pauses production because of COVID.

So hope everyone is just staying safe.

This week's episode, in honor of Thanksgiving, is going to be a little bit different.

I have marriage and family therapist, Alyssa Mass on to discuss marriages and families.

A lot of you guys spent this Thanksgiving with your families, and since it's such a family-focused holiday,

I thought it'd be interesting to get her perspective on how Bravo shows and the housewives in particular showcase families,

showcase marriages, relationships, and even therapy on TV. And it turns out that Alyssa

used to share an office space with Jackson's therapist from Vanderpump Rules. She is a real therapist,

and they film sometimes at that location. So that was kind of interesting to find out.

It also turns out that Alyssa went to high school with Lydia from the Real Housewives of Orange

County seasons past, who turns out to actually be

my least favorite housewife in all of housewives history. So we chat about that a bit.

We also just talk about some overall ideas about women's worth being validated by men and how

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