Episode 119 | Jordan And Pippen Are Back!!!

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2022

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

The guys are back from their Atlanta studio, courtesy of Rockstar Energy, following another live show Sunday night. First, we learn that Rory and Mal made one fan in particular comfortable enough to come out of the closet (not during the show). Then we were joined by a “horny poet” and his girlfriend and finally we were blessed by the ultimate power couple, B Simone and Moneybag Mal. DJ Drama surprised everyone during the Versuz battle to face off against the guys and to no surprise he won handily. The team’s night didn’t end after the show. Sunday also happened to be Julian’s birthday! The team celebrated at what Rory referred to as a “truck stop with stripper poles.” We promise it was still better than the London stripper experience. ‘Her Loss’ seemed to be the soundtrack of the weekend and the first week numbers reflected our sentiments. Earlier in the week, Rory joined Nas and Hitboy at the KDIII release party and somehow missed Andre 3000. Another legend Dave Chappelle returned to SNL for a moving monologue, while LeBron freestyles his way through a few more lies. In adjacent basketball news, the iconic Jordan/Pippen combo are back. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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0:00.0	Hey, you Dallas Cowboys. This is Rory. This is more. And we are coming to the Southside
0:04.6	music hall November 19th. We hope that you get your tickets now. And I hope somebody
0:09.1	bring me some vegan barbecue. Yes. Unfortunately, as much as I love Dallas, I don't want to go there
0:13.1	when the Cowboys are good. But here we are. So Cowboys R&D playing very well so that nobody will be
0:17.2	depressed. So let's come out and celebrate the Cowboys having the winning season for once in the
0:20.6	last 57 years. Get your tickets now, please. See you Cowboys, Cowgirls and Cowdays. Houston,
0:26.7	we're coming to the Houston improv November 20th. NewRory and Mall. Calm now. Get your tickets.
0:30.9	Rory, this is like a homecoming like you said. Yeah, we might need to be there for a week.
0:34.0	Yeah, I think we need. Oh, I was thinking a month. I'm going to do some pop-ups at some
0:36.9	hookah spots, strip club work. Of course. All work for the pod. I want to pod at Onyx.
0:41.2	Write it off on the taxes. It's a meeting. It's a work meeting. You can find me at camp for free.
0:45.0	Houston, improv November 20th. Get your tickets now. NewRory and Mall.
0:59.6	We're going to a new episode of NewRory and Mall podcast. I am all. I'm Rory. And we are back. We are in Atlanta at the Culture Lab, uh, second home. Yes, if you will. Shout out to Alan Tess.
1:17.6	Shout out to Alan Tess for allowing us to come in. Fuck shoot up in here. Yeah. Well, raising more just noise ordinance or just calmly do a podcast. Yeah, not to destroy anything.
1:29.0	Put everything back. Be very respectful. Yeah. Be mindful. Be respectful and be out in a lot of time. Yes. Listen, man. I'm.
1:37.6	Atlanta might be home soon. Wow. Yeah. I'm getting there. So you feeling?
1:43.9	I am. And you know what's funny? It's freezing in Atlanta now. And that was actually felt like home. It kind of made me.
1:50.0	Because I've always talked about like we were walking out park Avenue today. Didn't really.
1:53.4	Like usually I'm always saying like maybe Houston or Austin or Dallas or something would probably be where I would move.
1:59.3	Yeah. If I left New York. But you know, obviously with my skin pigmentation and lack there of melanin. Yeah.
2:06.2	Uh, in in need of SPF at all moments. Mm-hmm. It's not the safest place for a parallel average man like myself to go. Yeah.
2:12.8	Atlanta now with global warming. It's fucking freezing here. Oh, yeah. You can drive down here. You can drive. It feels like the caucus mountains outside.
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