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I swear to God this is the last time, this is it.

F This shit, man.

Fck it.

Hello, and thank you for calling Spirit Comcast.

Your call is important to us.

Please listen carefully to the following options

so that we can best direct your call.

For billing questions, press one.

To add new spiritual communication services to your package, press 2.

P-P-P-Pf, nope.

If you're having difficulty speaking to the deceased, press 3.

F- this, I need to speak to an actual disenchanted voice.

We understand that you'd like to speak to an operator.

We just have a few questions in order to help us better guide your sir.

In order to best direct your phone. We will connect you with an operator as soon as one is available.

Thank you.

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God, I hate the song.

Hi, I hate the song. Hi, I... Hi, your call is important s-s and it will be answered in the order it was received.

Stupid fucking shit. SOT. Spirit Comcast customer service, this is Ronnie, how can I help you?

Hi, thank you for picking up finally.

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