Episode 119: Gay (lion) Pride

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2017

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Yeeeeeeello, everybody, and welcome to episode 119. This week, we open talking about Bushman's list of demands to get back on the show. Then, we segue (like Kevin James in Mall Cop) on to the age old debate: are people tampering with Halloween candy? Danish presents O'Neill with a few different instances of the po-lice saying that candy had been tampered with, but O'Neill still remains a doubting Thomas. Danish makes an Earth shattering announcement about his long lost secretary/assistant Barb. After that, we discuss an article about an EDGY comedian finally being called out for pushing the envelope just a little too far. About damn time. We move on and discuss a daredevil who made a plea to his fans to pay his medical bills for a stunt gone wrong. Wondering where the Seagal talk is? Well, it's RIGHT at this point in the show. Once again, Seagal is caught up in the "creep sweep". After some much needed Seagal talk, we move on to an article that really tickles our funny bones: it's about gay lions in Kenya. Sadly, that is not a joke. Finally, the show winds down with some UFC 217 talk and a call from the NEW champ, Georges St. Pierre! There's even some post show talk. Listen and tell 58 of your closest friends, family members, and strangers about the show. Please and thanks.

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0:00.0	Danish Antonio
0:05.0	Yeah, I was Danish
0:15.0	so near so I can tell you
0:20.0	how they both feel It's a free podcast
0:27.0	So it's a fucking good deal
0:31.0	They're calling Danish.
0:35.0	Danish colonial. Danish
0:41.0	Shannon Shannon here. Gaye in Shannon,
0:44.8	Gaye Shannonne.
0:48.0	Gaye Shannon. Gay Shallow Neil.
0:52.0	Gaye Shano Neil.
0:55.0	Gade in Shano Neil. What's going down? I was waiting for a sound, uh, no sound clip afterwards?
1:15.0	Oh, no, I didn't know, it just threw me off, threw me off my game.
1:18.8	I was gonna say, what's up to all the pecker lips?
1:21.2	It's been a while since we've used the old creative cursing here.
1:25.6	Why don't we go with another one? You prick fuckers.
1:28.0	Prick fuckers. It's a classier way of saying that people love to fuck.
1:34.0	Yeah, well here's your sound bite.
1:36.0	And he's an only,
1:38.0	Danish, only, Danish, only, Danish, and only,
1:41.0	Danish and only, Danish and only
1:46.0	only
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