Hey, this is Connor. Leave me a message and we'll get back to you.

Hello, Mr. Lestoker. It's strange to hear your voice when you're not mocking a book for preteens.

That's right. I recognize your voice. Do you recognize mine, Mr. Lestoka?

Maybe if I talked like this.

Hey, Denise, I'm going to put on a disguise and head to Hooters

and see if they remember they banned me for life last week.

Where the hell is my Cuervo tank top?

Oh, my parrot had tattoos, parrot and heads fell wrong. Yes,

that's right. It's me, Larry. You make a lot of assumptions up in that ivory tower of yours,

yucking it up with that braying jackass of a host of yours "'well, I have lived my life as a gentleman,

"'and as a gentleman, I have always taken the high road.

"'Until today?

"'For you see, Mr. Lestoker, that coffee you're currently sipping

"'is laced with a deadly poison.

"'The antidote is hidden within reach,

"'but in order to find it,

you'll have to decipher a series of clues so expertly conducted.

Oh, man. You totally bought it to you. I was going for a little diehard three thing there.

It's a great movie, Samuel L.

Hell yeah.

Oh, man.

You seem pretty cool to Stoke.

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