Episode 1189: No Latvians at The Chelsea

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Matt explains how he'll save the NBA and sees Ben Schwartz doing long-form improv, while his son fires a shotgun for art. Jacob wishes he had been invited to see bikini bull riding, and Paul has to return a defective battery. Also Scoop Mails and a Top Tens Jock vs. Nerd. Sponsored by Tim's Time Traveling Agency.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank you the ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.1	Thank you all you ice cream truck drivers out there.
0:09.5	It's a new month.
0:10.2	We don't have a new list yet, but we will thank each of you by name before this month is over.
0:15.3	I was about to say before the show is over.
0:17.0	We won't do that.
0:18.0	It'll be before the month is over, though.
0:19.7	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:22.0	just like those fine folks that deliver all that fucking ice cream
0:24.6	straight to your fucking earholes,
0:26.4	head over to preaching fun.com.
0:28.4	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up
0:30.2	to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:32.2	and who knows?
0:33.7	The life you save may be your own.
0:40.7	Here's the show.
0:42.6	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:46.4	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:47.8	Great, let's go.
0:50.9	The offensive coordinating coach at my high school's team was fired this week for committing battery on one of the players.
1:03.0	Jesus.
1:04.0	Yep.
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