Episode 1187: At Least We're Not Priests

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Matt is a parental failure but makes up for it with lots of candy; Jacob says "Woah!" and takes a tap to the testes; and Paul is occasionally visible. We learn that School Day is a tough room to play, offer takeaways and spoilers for Beast Games, and sum up Jerry Springer's cultural foresight.

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a...
0:04.0	Biting cold front. Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off.
0:09.8	The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin.
0:15.8	By Monday, temperatures will rise, slowly but surely, reaching their peak in the afternoon.
0:21.9	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:24.2	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:27.0	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:33.9	It's the time, it's time to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:38.3	Right now I'd like to thank Piro, Sarah Boyle, Sacks Guy, Jimmy D. Scoop, Scoop, Grady, Scoop DeJure, Scoop Cotta, Slurpy Cayenne, Motherfugger, Thunder Cougar, Falcon, Scoop, and Travis Jaguri.
0:51.3	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver like these fine folks, head over to
0:55.1	preaching fun.com.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
1:00.9	deliver that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes, and who knows?
1:05.5	The life you save may be your own.
1:11.7	I'd like a scone.
1:13.2	Here's a show.
1:14.1	Whoa.
1:14.5	Hey, Johnny.
1:15.6	Do you want to go to an ice cream?
1:17.3	Social?
1:17.9	Yeah, I'd love to.
1:19.6	Great.
1:20.1	Let's go.
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