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She was telling me this story.

And I was sort of thinking about something that, um, uh, David Shoemaker of, uh, the press

box.

He's, uh, Brian Curtis's co-host.

And, uh, Brick, our friend.

I've heard both of them say this for years,

which is just everything's wrestling.

But as my wife was telling me this story,

and I was just like thinking about the news,

and she was like, oh, hey,

have you guys followed up on the story of the football coach?

He's on the run for child porn. I was like, fuck, hey, have you guys followed up on the story of the football coach who's on the run for child porn?

I was like, fuck, no, we hadn't followed up on that.

They hadn't found the guy.

And I just kind of looked down and was like, everything's child porn now.

Yeah.

Like every news story somehow seems like somehow some way, like this thing that was like a third fucking rail for my entire life is like, yeah, well, that guy's a pet.

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