You know what this means?

In a world of nothing, a barren hills and cracked earth and once proud oceans drained to sand,

there will still be a monument to our existence, bleached by the sun perhaps and blunted by time but everlasting.

Because this man represents all that is eternal in the human experience.

The courage to stand for a nation when all others fail or turn away.

The strength to recognize the value of freedom and to accept its cost no matter how great.

Through the curtain of the Aurora, a comet blazes to herald his arrival, and his victories

shall be transcribed into every language known to history, including Klinga.

The Bradworth, Equeroggi, and Hooters Chicken Wing eating champion of the world.

Eight-time Nathan's famous hot dog eating champion of the world!

The number one eater in the world I give you America itself!

T.C. and Jake.

I was doing the count in my head today.

I had a lot of time today.

I think that since I entered high school, I think I've thrown up three times.

You can't come close to that, right?

Not trying to brag here, but...

Right?

What are you asking me? How many because i've been thrown up since you entered

high school certainly you're not like uh we've known each other for like 20 years you're not a big

throw-up drinker but this has to have happened more than three times right tc i've thrown., I've thrown up 3,000 times since I started high school. Okay, yeah, no, you're right. Now I remember now. Hey, this is my point. This is the thing I'm trying to say. Which is totally fine. I just was confused as to which in. I couldn't tell if you wanted me to go over or under because, yeah, no, I wasn't huge throw-up drinker but you know first of

all when your body is as sick as mine was last year throwing up is just kind of

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