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The Tasteless Gentlemen

Episode 118 - Zombie Apocalypse

The Tasteless Gentlemen

The Tasteless Gentlemen

Comedy

4.91K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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0:00.0

I was going to tell you guys so I found the most attractive one I've ever seen that's a bold statement

0:21.6

let me tell you are we are we just jumping in That is a bold statement? That is bold.

0:23.0

Let me tell you.

0:24.0

Are we just jumping into the show now?

0:26.0

Sure, yeah, whatever.

0:27.0

Well, we'll do an intro to a sec.

0:29.0

But, so I, uh, at my gym, there's a like a full-on like weight room. You know like

0:34.3

victory? Yeah victory. Yeah, there's like a there's like a weight room on what's at and if you're there in certain hours

0:40.3

You can be pretty much by yourself, right? So I like to go during certain hours get some lifts in you know

0:45.6

Sure anyway two days ago. It was deadlift day. Okay, so I'm in there

0:51.1

Doing some dead lifts, you know know maybe some volume right low weight

0:55.3

a little bit of mass yeah and this girl walks in and okay you know the girl

1:02.1

that is married to one of the Jonas brothers? I know that's a random ass reference, but she looks like an Indian chick. You would know where the second thing is.

1:08.0

I've probably seen her before but I don't know who you're talking about on top your head.

1:11.0

This girl walks in, she's probably six foot two and uh...

1:15.0

Is that tall enough for you? It's a little short. She's six foot two and she has like my color complexion.

1:21.6

I like your color. Yeah. Oh you golden baby you a mocha

1:26.0

looking mother-fucker mocha mother-fuck. She had green eyes and long black hair.

1:30.3

She I think she was Persian. I think she's

1:33.0

green eyes and long dark hair is usually a middle eastern thing for sure.

1:36.0

And then, and then, uh, we were, because we're the only ones in there.

1:39.0

And of course, the second she walks up like, volume, we're doing one rep max, you know what?

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