A spacious home, a beautiful backyard, what more could a house hunting father ask for?

Then, after he and his children move in, things take a turn for the horrific,

but the family wouldn't be the last to be terrorized by this frightening abode.

This week's episode is The Union Misery Screaming House.

Up and in the lights, your heart fills the dread,

probably a murder of who once you dead.

It could be a ghost, a demon or worse,

perhaps you're the victim of a witch's curse.

It's hopeless, you're doomed, you'd call a priest if you could.

You'd rather just listen to who, sinister who.

I'm going to kill you.

You know, they call Missouri the Show Me State.

Oh, show you what?

Just proof, I guess.

Evidence?

Tits, I don't know.

I'd like, I feel like if anybody's the show me state for tits, it should be.

Well, Louis, yeah, I was going to say New Orleans is the city, but Louisiana, I think,

owns that right.

That's true.

What are we?

Loanstar State?

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