This is a headgun podcast.

Alright. Fine. Fine, you got us. You look like a sexy piece of broccoli right now.

Thank you, man. Did you get your haircut? No, I got my hair not.

Those new glasses? Yeah. That's maybe what's new. I like them. Very cute. They go with that shirt real nicely.

Thank you. Thank God for the video element of this podcast. Is your head blocked by the thing again?

Last time your head was totally blocked by the thing. By this thing? Yeah. This week it's me.

This week you're not going to know the emotions that are coming out of my face.

Oh, no. Save him. Someone call a number and save him.

I'm trying a new thing with my hair because I don't know what to do with it.

Ever. Sometimes it's tough. I have a question. My hair doesn't grow down. It grows out.

Yeah. You have very sick hair. And it's hard to... When it grows out, I just have to put product in it to keep it somewhere.

Yeah, that's the thing. And it's like, I'm sick of it.

What, putting product in it? Every day to keep it in a way that I like it.

Yeah. But you think about this. That's what women do every day.

I know, except for the few that shave their heads and...

You got a shave your head? Or cut it so short that they don't have to do anything with it.

You would look like Mexican Tom Segura. Oh, I would never shave my head.

Why do you have bad head? I don't know.

You look like you... Oh, so it's the unknown. It's the unknown.

Yeah. Well, would you shave your head? I have. Yeah. And? I'm fine. I made it out.

I have a nicely shaved head. I just don't get it. If I had to, like I think if I lost my hair or whatever,

I don't like to clean it on. You know, when you're like, clearly losing your hair and...

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