Episode 118: Best Podcast 2019
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 October 2019
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
This week, Mike and JF have taken a DNA Test and it turns out...they're 100% OH HELL YEAH!! Close the bullshit drawer and tell the dump you'll give it some trash to eat later. Turn on some YKS and restore Earth's quantum energy fields with us...unless you're chicken. Bok bok bok bok...sike!!!
Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research for the show provided by Zeke da Freak.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh no they hit another YKS. |
| 0:05.0 | Look out here comes another YKS. |
| 0:07.0 | Time to find out why YKS. |
| 0:10.0 | Sit down and listen to the mic and JF. |
| 0:12.0 | Oh no, they get another YKS now you gotta hear another YKS |
| 0:16.7 | time to find out why YKS put your headphones on it's YKS |
| 0:21.5 | a hey mic and It's YKS. |
| 0:28.0 | Hey Mike and JF. James here. |
| 0:38.0 | Just been listening to your podcast lately and you know love it but I've begun to notice that you guys you guys like you don't seem to like a lot of things. You like nothing really. You like, you don't like any of the kick starters. You don't really like anything. So, you're kind of wondering what you do like. I mean, you don't even like white shrewt. I mean it's white shrewt. I mean it's white shrewt. |
| 1:07.0 | You don't even like Dwight shrewt. So yeah I love you guys. If you can call me back and let me know if you change your mind about that, about Dwight, Shrut. Let me know. white, shrewd. |
| 1:23.0 | Let me know. |
| 1:25.0 | Thank you. |
| 1:28.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. |
| 1:30.0 | Mike, the voicemail we just had was first of all hello how are you let me just get that out of the way |
| 1:37.4 | Pretty good not bad didn't ask for your life story |
| 1:41.4 | Yeah, just more of a polite perfunctory greeting. So just a nod from here on |
| 1:48.2 | now. That would be great and honestly if you could strip down the nod to just |
| 1:54.4 | just on the way down no come back up yeah just keep your head down if you could let's get I'm wasting too |
| 1:59.5 | much time on the nod waiting for the head to go back up. |
| 2:02.6 | Why? |
| 2:03.6 | I already know what's going to happen. |
| 2:05.6 | You know? |
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