Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross Patterson Revolution. Yeah, Davies with the babies.

I'm for the babies.

Sorry, I didn't.

I was trying to come up with something fun and flirty real quick.

You were spending too much time at Coachella.

Yeah.

I'm too young.

You've been deep in Coachella. I'm too young for Coachella now, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am too young for Coachella. I apologize. But we figured that out over the weekend. At least I know. Right. At least I know. And at least Jesse's been wrong for how many years on this show?

Yeah. 10? 10 years now? Yeah. Because I've always said like, oh, we can't go. Like, it's just... You've been a liar. You've lied to the audience. You've lied to me. You've lied to your family. Lied to your friends. You've lied to strangers. You've lied to neighbors. You've lied to your book club. you've lied to your wine club,

lying to PTA members.

You've been lying to everyone for a very long time and I'm tired of it and it's over today. All your lies are going to end today. Okay, we're all done with that shit. Now before we hop into it and why Jesse's been a liar, first of all, I want to tell you this, we're on Patreon because we're going to show some illegal shit today. Yeah. Sorry. I didn't want to get hit by the YouTube Nazi police. I'm all done with their bullshit. So if we're going to do shit that's fun and flirty and we're going to show some stuff, we're going to slide it over to Patreon. Okay. You need some nukes today uh no are we going on youtube thursday no yeah yeah yeah no no we're not we're not we're not going to youtube thursday okay we're to stay on patreon all week i don't give a fuck i got i got him if you need them no you're good yeah he's nooked up dude he's nooked up dude he's no he's all knuck. Nook to the gills. Hey, Bob, I appreciate it.

I really do.

Today is one of these days, though, where I feel like showing whatever I want. I don't want to be constrained by anybody, and that's why I love Spotify. The video, did we have with Spotify? They own the network. I was talking about this yesterday in Drinking Bros for a little bit, and I'll talk about it here today.

We got, I don't know if you heard about this, but infiltrated by some of like Arabic comments or some bullshit. And it was, it drives up the algorithm. And then they have to go and try to justify it to the advertisers for the commercials and shit. And they were like, hey, something happened. And I go, awesome, man. Do whatever you want to do. So we just want to turn the comments off on it. That way it doesn't kill our sales for your show. And I said, awesome. Get ahead and do that. Now, people are commenting on your show, Crime Corner, saying, where's the fucking Jankin' Bros comments comments? Uh-huh. We are sold to them.

We have nothing to do with it whatsoever. And they are very good to us. We play illegal music, illegal clips. Probably shouldn't even say all this shit, but whatever. Movies, trailers, all of it. And Spotify is like, cool, man, we don't care. Right. We're fine with it.

We never hear one fucking word from Spotify.

It's awesome.

And we have a rep. it and Spotify is like cool man we don't care right we're fine with it we never hear one

fucking word from Spotify it's awesome and we have a rep 24 7 this lady will answer her phone

at 3 in the morning if there's a upload problem or something on our end tech wise where it's like

dude nobody gets that shit I'm not gonna fuck up that deal dude they don't ask for any creative

control no nothing I'm not going to fuck up that deal, dude. They don't ask for any creative control. No, nothing. I'm not going to blow that. It's awesome. They're really, really good to us. YouTube is the one that we have the issue with, and it sucks. Therefore, yeah, I don't really care. If you want to drive hatred, drive it over to YouTube. They love it. They love love it they live off of that shit and uh say

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