May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. The Hello? Hello. Don't it's anything different about me?

Nope, I can't see anything different at all.

What's this?

New shoes.

Wearing boots.

Now, usually it's a shoe shoes off house but my wife bought me these

boots for Christmas and I'd be honest getting them off is such a palava, getting them on and off, yeah.

If you can't tread down the back of the heel and pull it off hands free, not really interested in those shoes.

Not really interested in them.

I really like them. I think that it's a beautiful pair of boots, but what is weird about it is I feel like I'm not a boots guy.

I've got my little dinky booties, you know, my sort of pointy boots, but these are quite manly.

Chunky. Yes, we went in the late autumn, we went to a farm where you can pick your own

vegetables and to do that I found an old we went to a farm where you can pick your own vegetables.

And to do that I found an old pair of,

in their snow boots really, but I wore them.

And my wife, I think, really liked a more macho look on me and now is trying to groom me.

What next?

Because most of the time I am wearing pumps.

Yeah.

I basically look like an overgrown primary school child which I know we all are in one

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