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What? I think George Formby used to say your

cheeky fast cat. My mom says it and my auntie always said it when I was

growing up I think they got it off George Formby.

And what I think it was was like a standing word for a profanity.

Oh. Like, yeah, so I think it would have been bastard.

So I think instead of saying your cheeky bastard they used to say your cheeky fast cat.

Okay. I don't feel like a cheeky fast cat but thanks anyway. I think

is the sort of thing that I should be but I'm not. So I've got some good news and some bad news which will I start with.

Good. The good news is my wife and I went out for lunch.

We are sitting having a lovely romantic meal in a restaurant, a

brasserie, a bistro, I don't know what it is, but we're having a nice time. I'm not in a great mood because I feel like we've been given a bad table.

Right. And I feel that too close to the other tables, you know, just when you're keeping your elbows reined in, it's got a touch of that to it.

Anyway, my mood is lifted when a nice lady comes over and says, oh, are you the guy who does the podcast?

You are the guy who does the podcast, aren't you?

Said yes.

And she says, would you come over and say hello to my daughter.

Okay.

She listens to it all the time.

So I go over and I talk to the lady's daughter

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