Greetings dear listeners this is Jonah Goldberg, the remnant podcast.

It's a very exciting episode for me because I finally have one of my favorite people in the world on here.

And also I should say thank you to Audrey, our intern who is...

Perhaps you're not naming him for me.

Fallberg.

With an F. No.

Yes.

Okay.

I apologize.

It's just like I've known Audrey's and Adrian's with Fallberg and Thurneberg and it's all getting

confused and I'm on my third day without much sleep and so it's kind of a vision question.

I see these half-naked Indians running around and it's all very strange.

And you know, and Jack Butler can't be here because he's got to go do some weird thing with

blood magic and so it's all very weird and Steve Hayes just insists on staying in Spain for a

while longer while I try to launch this company and something's got to give and I got to make the tomato sauce.

So anyway, but I have one of my absolute favorite people. We've tried to get this done for a while now.

It just happened to coincide with what has turned into ladies week because we had Megan McCartle

on here earlier this week and now we have the lovely and talented AB Stoddard. Welcome aboard AB.

Jonah, it's great to be with you.

I am a longtime listener of the remnant podcast and before I let anything seep from the

bottomless wells of my worship for you, I'm going to just open by saying it's very humid today in

Washington and I have finally found something that I don't like about you, which is that you ruin

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