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Madigan's Pubcast

Episode 117: Rating Hallmark Holiday Movies, Competing Hawaiian Volcanos, & Fleetwood Mac’s Wooden Balls

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2022

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking her new favorite holiday drink: Evan Williams Southern Egg Nog, with a Public House Cream Ale chaser. 

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen shares that Cher’s mom passed away at the age of 96Stevie Nicks praises Lizzo on her People’s Choice Awards speech, and Tanya Tucker releases her Christmas movie “A Nashville Country Christmas.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Lay’s Wavy Carnitas Street Taco chips released in honor of the World Cup, and Sweet Baby Ray’s Garlic Parmesan Marinade. 

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on the son of Barry & Honey Sherman adds $25M to the reward to solve his parents’ homicides, South Carolina prosecutors reveal alleged motive in Murdaugh murder case, another development in missing MH370.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the Harpole Treasure in England, and a prehistoric 50-foot whale skeleton is accidentally discovered deep in a Taiwanese jungle

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on Fleetwood Mac’s wooden balls from the Rumors album cover selling at auction, Tom Brady signs a ball for 49’ers Dre Greenlaw shortly after he was intercepted, Elton John quits Twitter, park rangers record first ever moose sighting in Mount Rainier, Hawaii’s Big Island experiences simultaneous eruptions at Mauna Loa and Kilauea, and the Tiffany heir is dead after mysterious plunge from a cruise ship.  

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching all Christmas Hallmark, HBO, and Netflix holiday movies.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab

0:12.9

yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.

0:17.3

Turmites! Welcome! I forgot to light my cozy nights. Yeah, it's called cozy nights. It's

0:31.7

not cozy up here without it. And my day of the dead blanket. Yeah, cozy nights by.

0:35.9

Oh God, I don't know, but the flames pretty high. All right, turmites! What are we doing? Wow!

0:43.9

It's Christmas season, but it's holiday season. It's also World Cup season. It was a

0:52.6

little sad to see the Netherlands lose. Sad times. What time is Canada playing?

0:58.9

Ah, that's right! What time is the United States playing? Oh, that's right. Losers,

1:06.4

losers, but I'll tell you what lays potato chips. Speaking of the World Cup, they have

1:10.8

the official USA snack of the World Cup. This is a wavy carnita street tacos flavored

1:17.7

lays. And you know my feeling, first of all, the reason I like lays is because they're not wavy,

1:23.2

but I can go with it. Then you just shouldn't ruin perfection, but truth be told, I already

1:29.4

wanted these. They're great. If you see these, it's got a soccer ball on it. Lays wavy carnita

1:36.5

street tacos. Doesn't sound like something I'd normally go for, but I love it. What am I

1:41.2

drinking? Well, from running down to Missouri to my brother's house, I got this public house,

1:48.7

ale, cream ale. It's from St. James, Missouri. And the only reason I bought it is because on the

1:54.3

can, there's a blue bear. It's like a grizzly bear, but it's blue. It has red sunglasses on

1:59.6

and green headphones and he's spinning records. So if anybody ever wonders, hey, does the marketing

2:05.8

really work for dumb people? Yep. Yep. It's a, it's a winner. It's a cream ale and it's delicious.

2:12.5

And it is followed by, I am, well, I haven't poured it yet. So I went to my neighbor's house,

2:17.7

Jeff and Debbie or Jebi, as I like to call them. And they had this Evan Williams eggnog. Now,

2:24.9

normally eggnog, I'm like, you know, a taste of it. Shake it. Shake it. Well, I didn't see anybody

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