Episode 116: A Christmas Bigfoot, Militant Turkeys, & New Benefits of Bacon

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

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🗓️ 7 December 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking an Even Par IPA from La Quinta Brewing. She’s thrilled to review her final weekend of shows in 2022 and applauds the PNW on their true belief in Bigfoot.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen shares that Queen Dolly has released a new Christmas Special on NBC, and has announced that she will host NYE with Miley Cyrus., and Queen Cher has a new 36-year-old boyfriend.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Top of the Tater French onion dip, Lay’s Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Popper chips released in honor of the World Cup, and Tim’s Sasquatch Surprise Northwest potato chips.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on Anna Delvey’s career as an artist,

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a Medieval coin in Canada that could rewrite history. and a man discovers a rare Medieval wedding ring using his metal detector.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on a flock of militant turkeys terrorizing a Massachusetts town , one passenger is dead after a rogue wave hits a cruise ship, Nigerian stowaways cling to the rudder of a ship for eleven days , the world’s oldest cat is confirmed, dozens of cattle are slaughtered by a mysterious creature that left no tracks, an NFL linebacker auctions a Pokémon card and retires, McDonalds has a McGold card,, scientists share that bacon has health benefits, the mysterious people of Diminutive Stature who inhabited Skara Brae 5000 years ago, and people claim hat they saw aliens after a UFO crashed in Brazil.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching all Christmas Hallmark, HBO, and Netflix holiday movies.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You've grabbed
0:13.0	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:25.0	Welcome to episode 116. The pub is open. So many things. It's, there's a lot going on.
0:32.0	A lot going on. Well, with everything, I don't even know where to start. Well, what am I drinking?
0:38.0	I'm drinking an IPA that was brought to me in Riverside, California backstage. Well, I lost the card.
0:43.0	So whoever brought even par IPA like, it's made in Palm Springs. Thank you. Yeah, it's delicious.
0:51.0	So that's what we're drinking. And where will we bend? Spokane? Spowe. And they even put that in the all over the
1:00.0	casino. It's pronounced Spokane. Like, what are people running around saying Spokane? I guess.
1:08.0	What worst travel weekend ever? Yeah. Oh my god. It 15 hours door to door.
1:17.0	Yes, there's a freak snowstorm in the northwest. Like they, it's nosing the mountains, but they all say it doesn't snow down there.
1:23.0	Well, Spokane was not prepared for tenages. It's no Seattle. I landed it. And I'm like, are you, are you kidding me?
1:29.0	Did I, do we fly all the way to Calgary? Like, this is, the snow was crazy.
1:34.0	Thankfully, there was a bar across from the gate because they were like, oh, don't leave. We did the carrot thing all day.
1:39.0	We're going to leave in 45 minutes. Don't go too far. We might leave in like seven minutes.
1:44.0	And the, but the World Cup was on. So at least I was able to pass stuff. And that is why I
1:50.0	leave and make the opening act leave a day early, just in case of those things. But for the last weekend in the road, I was not prepared for that.
1:57.0	The casino was fabulous. Northern Quest. If you're up that way. And the people there were super nice and the crowd was bananas.
2:03.0	Great. And then El Cajon. Even that crowd was even better. And then Riverside. So the Christos were great.
2:10.0	And the travel was just, but in the back of the Northern Quest casino, they have this whole.
2:15.0	Well, I don't know. It looks like an outdoor arena for summer concerts and super cool. But there was, it was like 10 inches of snow.
2:21.0	All I saw were giant. There's a giant big foot. And all this stuff in the, it's like winter wonderland. There's a penguin on skis. It's on the Instagram video.
2:30.0	But the big foot, they weren't finished doing it because they weren't expecting to be snowed in.
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