Episode 117- Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2017

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

We hope that all of our EMTs had a lucky and lovely Friday the 13th last week. In honor of this dubious holiday, we picked a dubious movie: the 8th installment in the "Friday the 13th" franchise, "Jason Takes Manhattan." Why? Because we have no self-respect, seemingly. This one's a doozy. Special topics for your consideration include: the fact that this movie is achingly long for no real reason, concerns about how Toby gets around, extraordinarily bad acting, Vancouver! It's definitely Vancouver!, great funeral ideas, inexplicable coincidences and inexplicable toxic waste and the return of Mailbag! If you want to hear your words on a future Mailbag! segment, email us at [email protected] or leave us a review on iTunes. We love to hear what you think.

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0:00.0	Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason.
0:16.7	How you should see the angry look I'm getting from Katie.
0:19.9	Hi, listeners. I'm not speaking to Alan, so this is going to look I'm getting from Katie. Hi, listeners.
0:21.0	I'm not speaking to Allen, so this is going to be a long one.
0:24.8	Welcome to the solo Allen episode of Werewolf Amulans.
0:28.3	Might be a short one in that case.
0:31.1	Straight up not talking to you.
0:33.5	The fuck were you thinking.
0:34.9	I didn't know.
0:36.0	I've never seen this before.
0:36.8	An hour and 40 minutes of garbage. I'm sorry? I didn't know. I've never seen this before. An hour and 40 minutes of garbage.
0:39.8	I'm sorry.
0:40.7	I didn't know.
0:41.7	I did not know.
0:42.5	You didn't know.
0:43.5	You never saw this?
0:44.3	No.
0:44.4	What are you thinking?
0:45.5	Why did you look it up?
0:46.9	So the only thing I knew about this movie was that when you see the movie punks at the beginning of the film.
0:52.3	Yeah. One of them is an actual punk.
0:54.7	Who?
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