Episode 117: F*cking Savages
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 July 2019
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
What a week for the New York Yankees. If it wasn't obvious already, now the whole world knows they're absolute savages. Aaron Boone got himself suspended in what was one of the best manager vs. umpire rants we've ever seen. The Short Porch made some new shirts that Luke Voit and the rest of the team wanted ASAP. Hubbs and Tommy have your coverage of the series' between the Tampa Bay Rays and the Colorado Rockies, which resulted in the Yankees having a nine game lead in the AL East. Also, who are the guys bringing with them to storm Area 51? All this and more on the latest edition of The Short Porch! (Outro Song: "Never Seen The Rain" by Tones and I)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.2 | What's up? What's happening? Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by |
| 0:14.2 | Barcelona sports. I'm your host Hubbs alongside me on the other side of the laptop. My coist, my |
| 0:19.0 | compadre, the vape got himself Tommy smokes, Tom Skibellielli what's going on Tommy? |
| 0:23.0 | What's up hubs just just feeling like a savage we're just a couple savages here |
| 0:27.4 | savages we're savages forever put it on my tombstone I'm so |
| 0:32.3 | Can we can we call ourselves? I think the entire Yankee fan base we can just all be savages. I mean the bleacher creatures clear savages like even before the rant on Thursday. We're all savages. The |
| 0:43.0 | aankular fucking savages. Things are great. I cut my hand in Boston |
| 0:46.8 | unless you was licking my blood. I think I'm a savage. |
| 0:49.1 | I feel like I feel like that has to that that that falls under the savage category |
| 0:54.6 | what a fucking few days this has been uh and it's also crazy this happened on |
| 0:59.5 | Thursday and our last show came on on Thursday and it still feels like it happened yesterday. |
| 1:03.7 | Like it's actually feels like forever ago. |
| 1:06.8 | Oh really? I feel like it's so like it's just... |
| 1:09.2 | Well actually I feel like it's not about at all. |
| 1:11.6 | I'll say I feel like so much has happened it feels like forever since we've done a |
| 1:14.9 | podcast yeah so much has happened since our latest episode that's fair but I'm like |
| 1:19.5 | this is gonna be I mean this is gonna be a thing all year. What did he even said that? |
| 1:23.0 | It's going to be, they're going to run with this and they should. |
| 1:26.3 | It's very cool. |
| 1:27.0 | So, like the Red Sox had damage last year and it feels like the Red Sox usually have something that they can turn into a rallying cry. |
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