Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show, kids.

Last one, last one here in Wilmington, carolina this week heading home yeah heading home

getting back on that flight to austin saturday that fart tube in the sky yeah that guy just

opened up his asshole right gosh everyone does i know it's's without fail when you hit a certain, you know, altitude.

300.

I would say three to 500 feet.

That first fucking fart squeezes out and then just blast me.

Because that's when the engines are also at peak performance.

But the pressure is like, yeah, yeah.

All of it. Yeah. And it's just, you can see people just like adjusting in their chair and kind of leaning over and then I just got

caked in the face, dude. You do every time. When I tell you every time, every single time. You do

every time. Every single time. I get you get absolutely caked in the face yeah by one of these fucks remember the lot of the flight out

what was her name remember i found uh she had her name written on a on the back of her phone

was it was an older it this was a shocker because it was an older broad uh she was that a shocker? Intestinal issues. I mean. She was like 63, 65, somewhere in that. Prime time for intestinal issues. But she looked like she had money and it was just like, man, for that stink to come out of that fucking hole. Damn it, man. The pipes are old. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, the rusty.

They've been kicking.

Ted roof.

Rusting.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Okay.

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