To all of those who loved him, all of us who still look for the black number three in the field,

if you look real hard, they say you can still see him there.

If you listen with us to the following song, well, perhaps you just might feel him here with us tonight.

Ladies and gentlemen here to remember Dale Earnhardt.

T.C. and Jake.

Welcome to the It's Just Banter Guide for the government shutdown, giving you all the tips and

tricks, breaking down the news,

letting you know how to navigate the next undetermined number of days as the government shuts down.

Yeah, it's one of those things that some of my friends, even close personal friends, choose to be glib about casting aside the real human impact of these policy disputes, these lapses in service.

But I am a big enough man to keep those people as my friends despite their vulgar approach to the daily news

that's hot topic number one is jake being gay about the government shutdown we're going to take your

calls dude i mean the truth is it's maddening how much stuff there is to remember from Trump, because that fucking...

Oh, from Trump. I thought, I thought you're gonna end the sentence there. I agree. I agree.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, but I mean to remember, like, certain stuff like you, like, oh, I wish I remembered that. No, you don't. It wasn't really you like oh I wish I remembered that no you don't it wasn't

really going to help I wish I remembered every single funny thing Trump ever did and could

immediately recall it like I don't want there to be lapses where the first thing I think isn't

seven that's marginal though when he's talking when he's talking about Santa Claus.

Or when he put a fucking candy bar on top of a minion.

Megan brought that up just last week.

And now here we are.

And because things are so thick and there are assassinations occurring, we're just going to act as if him fucking photoshopping a sombrero on

Akeem Jeffries is not the funniest shit of all time.

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