You know what this means?

In a world of nothing, a barren hills and cracked earth and once proud oceans drained to sand,

there will still be a monument to our existence,

bleached by the sun perhaps and blunted by time but everlasting.

Because this man represents all that is eternal in the human experience.

The courage to stand for a nation when all others fail or turn away.

The strength to recognize the value of freedom and to accept its cost no matter how great.

Through the curtain of the Aurora, a comet blazes to herald his arrival,

and his victories shall be transcribed into every language known to history, including Klingaw.

The Bradworth and Klerogi and Hooter's chicken wing eating champion of the world,

eight-time Nathan's famous hot dog eating champion of the world.

The number one eater in the world, I give you America itself.

TC and Jake.

What's up? It's America itself.

We're, uh, we're, I, have we gone two weeks in a row without the Patreon?

We're very sorry we missed the Patreon last week. We've got plans to fix it this week. Yeah, I mean, I'll fuck around and do three. Maybe we'll do three. We're not going to do three. We could. We could. But we're not. I started my hospice place on Saturday, so that might take up some some of our sometimes we can weasel one in on

Saturday you started the what I start this Saturday at my husband this volunteer I told you about

I went to the organization the other day and it was I don't know I haven't done the of the work yet

but it was it was fascinating by that, I mean,

they're like, do you know what hospice is? Then I was like, they're dying. And they're like,

that's pretty much it. Yeah, you got it. And they're like, don't, don't like, fucking try to change

them or clean them or give them meds. And I like I was not planning on any of that so I think

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