Episode 116: Yemeni Passport Stamps

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2013

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

6 Reasons (+2) to NOT Send Your Daughter to College Yemen: 8 year old girl dies from internal injuries on wedding night Volunteers search lake shoreline for missing teen Uri Geller mystified by letterbox on Thames Sonning Bridge NZ baby refused treatment by parents Fox anchor asks viewers to consider if bombing Syria is a harbinger of the Second Coming of Christ Pastor Has Sex With Teens To Cure Homosexuality Iowa Youth Pastor Rapes Boys To ‘Cure’ Them Of Homosexuality, Won’t Spend One Day In Prison Right-Wing Minister: Everything the Bible Says Will Eventually Be Confirmed By Science

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0:17.0	Hey Tom and Saisal, this is Hill Bill of God.
0:21.0	Look at here, I had heard from you since I was in a while.
0:25.0	I don't know if maybe I did something to upset you.
0:29.0	I thought I was doing it right by you.
0:31.0	I didn't see no hurricanes out there to the Chicago area in quite a while.
0:37.0	I don't know.
0:39.0	Hold on just a second.
0:41.0	Jesus, Jesus, me damn it.
0:43.0	I thought I told you not to put the ducks in the beavers in the same page.
0:48.0	We already got plenty of pie running around everywhere.
0:53.0	I'm sorry fellas, I got to go.
0:56.0	He's messing with my banana trees.
0:59.0	I already can't get a decent thing around here for some reason.
1:03.0	Now he's out to the bananas.
1:05.0	I'm going to have to let you go.
1:07.0	You should just give me a call sometime.
1:10.0	I miss you.
1:11.0	And I love you.
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