Episode 116: Nocolopsy

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Ms. Pat shares some stories from her trip to the dentist and growing up in the bootleg house. You will never guess which one was worse. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.2	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.6	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.5	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.0	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down I'm at home, my kids upstairs,
0:17.2	howdy like a motherfucker, so please forgive me.
0:19.2	Uh, this episode is fucking hilarious. What we talking about?
0:22.1	You're a trip to the dentist?
0:23.6	Oh yeah, I had a dentist from here.
0:26.1	Black bitch, we're horns on our head and a dick longer than King Kong. I hate their bitch.
0:31.2	And what are we talking about?
0:32.5	Growing up in the bootleg house.
0:34.1	Oh yeah, growing up in the bootleg house.
0:36.1	And I had a, and this bitch didn't know gave me a mile stroke and tried to give me some val- valumes.
0:41.2	I think you got vikin' in, but I hope it wasn't valum' because that's the wrong thing.
0:45.7	It was valumes.
0:47.0	Well that's the wrong drugs.
0:49.0	What'd I do?
0:50.2	It's like calms your anxiety. You want a vikin' in which numbs the pain.
0:53.6	No, she was trying to calm me down, but fuck that shit.
0:56.4	Call your a bitch.
0:57.6	Yeah.
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