Episode 116 – Ken’s Cretinous Comments

The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Radio X

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2018

⏱️ 35 minutes

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What do youth-team footballers have to talk about? Find out in this week’s Kickabout. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on kickabout@radiox.co.uk

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0:00.0	The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughn.
0:02.2	This is Radio X.
0:06.2	Thank you for downloading the podcast.
0:07.9	You've been successful.
0:09.3	Gav, I still derive.
0:10.9	This shows how behind I am.
0:12.5	Where's my kids?
0:13.3	Their fingers just dance around the screens of their phones and iPads, whatever.
0:17.5	Yeah.
0:18.6	They get nothing.
0:19.4	You're going to need the app.
0:20.5	Jing, ding, jing. It's just part of the movement.
0:22.1	They literally will type an app in and do, do, do, do.
0:23.7	It's done, yeah.
0:24.4	For me, when I download an app and work it successfully,
0:26.9	I still get literally like I've loaded a CD ROM in.
0:29.6	I'm the same.
0:30.3	It feels like I'm filling a form. I still get job done satisfaction. Like, I've literally assembled a cupboard.
0:39.4	Yeah, for them it's just part of the texting process.
0:41.1	Literally, they're just typing another button.
0:42.5	For me, every time I use an app and it works.
0:44.5	Honestly, it's like the old days, my first Toshiba, when you buy a CD-ROM.
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